Was I distracted by NBA odds, or the Penguins vs Capitals odds, or what? Whatever the reason, I was asleep at the switch last week, too wrapped up in my budding rap career to show you this GEM of a video:

Um…what the HELL is going on there? The scariest part, for starters, is that I’d bet at any sportsbook that the kid is not the guy’s son. Think about it — who sits behind his kid at a game? So the kid appears to be, er, pleasuring a stranger.

Is this a strange superstition to boost the Hurricanes’  Stanley Cup odds? If it is, it seems to be working, as that celebration came during the ‘Canes/Devils series. Who knows what these fans will try next (do we want to know?)?