Was I distracted by NBA odds, or the Penguins vs Capitals odds, or what? Whatever the reason, I was asleep at the switch last week, too wrapped up in my budding rap career to show you this GEM of a video:

Um…what the HELL is going on there? The scariest part, for starters, is that I’d bet at any sportsbook that the kid is not the guy’s son. Think about it — who sits behind his kid at a game? So the kid appears to be, er, pleasuring a stranger.

Is this a strange superstition to boost the Hurricanes’  Stanley Cup odds? If it is, it seems to be working, as that celebration came during the ‘Canes/Devils series. Who knows what these fans will try next (do we want to know?)?

Ok, playas. NHL betting rhymes back for the East side, yo. If you thought the NBA odds on Celtics/Bulls were ill, check out these fat Stanley Cup betting riffs. More dangerous than picking the Hatton odds, yo.

Bruins vs Hurricanes odds

CAROLINA MOTHA F*CKAS GONE AND DANCED WIT DA DEVIL

ENDED SERIES ON A HIGH NOTE LIKE MY BOY AARON NEVILLE

ERIC STAAL’S STICK CURVED LIKE A RIPENED BANANA

WRAPPING GOALS ROUND BRODEUR LIKE A GUCCI BANDANA

BUT PLAYIN PUCK IN BEANTOWN AIN’T SO MUCH F*CKIN FUN

CRAZY MOFO NAME OF CHARA BIGGER THAN BIG PUN

BRUINS DEEP LIKE JASON CAMPBELL DOWNFIELD TO MOSS

GONNA STYLE ON THE CANES LIKE EMINEM ON RICK ROSS

(Bruins in seven)

PENGUINS VS CAPITALS ODDS

SPORTSBOOK JUNKIES SAY GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT

MAN UPSTAIRS BLESSING US WITH SID AND ALEX THE GREAT

CAPS CAME BACK ON DA RANGERS LIKE DA WRESTLA MICKEY ROURKE

ROOKIE GOALIE PLUGGIN NETS LIKE A CRISTAL BOTTLE CORK

BUT THE PENGUINS BEEN THERE DONE THAT, GOT GOOD IN A HURRY

GOT KILLA NETMINDA IN MARC-ANDRE FLEURY

SID THE KID UNSTOPPABLE AND MALKIN TOO

SPREADING PUCKS TO THEIR TEAMMATES LIKE THE F*CKIN SWINE FLU

(Penguins in seven)